I eagerly welcome treats and have gifts turned on. I adore drabbles and short fic, as well as artwork!
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General Likes, Dislikes, and Hot Sex tips
Rivers of London- Peter Grant, Thomas Nightingale
Warrior (TV 2019) - Ah Toy, Wang Chao
Adam Ruins Everything (TV) - Adam ConoverGeneral Likes
I'm a fan of plotty stories and case fic. I like it when interesting things happen, characters need to do something or figure something out. Even in a story where the sex or relationship is the main focus, I love having some kind of additional conflict, mystery or action going on, something that shows these characters have lives and outside interests. Characters being smart and competent really pleases me, and if some of those characters are women, queer, or people of color, all the better!
I like tight POV's, where I can really get into the narrator's head. I like questions of identity, magical realism and all kinds of world-building. I can get into past or present tense, 3rd or 1st person POV.
I enjoy angst and darkfic, up to and including deathfic, in most of my fandoms. (Crueltide, yeeeees.) Now, don't feel that you have to go there - I like light, happy stories too! But if your Muse leads you somewhere dark, I'm delighted to go there with you. I like it when a character's dark side and flaws are intimately related to their best qualities. It's not that I enjoy the exploration of evil, per se. More that I'm fascinated by the search for love and redemption in even the darkest of circumstances. Unless otherwise specified, I want even my dark stories to have some kind of happy, positive, or hopeful ending.
Unreliable narrators are a particular thrill for me. I like original characters and outsider POVs, so feel free. I'm a sucker for fannish tropes like amnesia fic, omegaverse, and soulbonds. Canon-divergence AUs fascinate me. I'm always interested in stories that reveal character backstory, and I love stories about people who know and trust each other working together as a team. If you see potential for an open or poly relationship in canon, I would enjoy reading about it! And if you are in the mood to treat, I love short fic, including drabbles.
General Dislikes
I don't enjoy kid fic, and pregnancy completely squicks me. I don't want focus on war or recent US politics in my Yuletide this year. Plots that depend on characters failing to communicate with each other bug me. Pure romantic fluff with no conflict or other plot doesn't generally work for me, and I'm not a fan of 'These characters are now pirates in the 1700's' or coffee shop alternate setting AUs. I'd rather avoid fics focusing on cheating or infidelity. Gender-bending generally disappoints me, unless there is canonical reason to question or alter the character's gender. I avoid crack-fic. No holiday-themed stories, unless you are inventing holidays as part of your worldbuilding, in which case, please carry-on! I'm not really into poetic or flowery language.
Hot Sex
I read and enjoy lots of G-PG fic. But if you should be in the mood to write porn, yay! I like slash, het, and femme-slash. I'm a fan of intense relationships. People who love each other beyond all reason. Even if you're writing about a hook-up or business transaction, I want it to be in response to some deep need, not just a casual fling. Kink works for me, if you want to go there. You don't have to - one of the hottest stories I ever read never went past a purely vanilla first base. Passionate, nervous first-time kissing. Mmmmm.
My favorite kinks include dirty talk, voyeurism, masturbation, pain, bloodplay, knife-play, marking, bondage, orgasm denial, xeno, tentacles, loyalty kink, and power-imbalances. Most importantly, though, it needs to be in-character, be about these two people, what they want and need. Kinks are all about trust. I don't enjoy non-con or trash party scenarios, but dub-con, especially when a character is forced into something they secretly want and enjoy, but could not take, sets me off like a fire-cracker. (*coughs* omega-verse) Mind control is very, very hot, with or without consent play involved. I'm absolutely into mind control, hypnosis, sex pollen, etc, where someone is forced into participating in and enjoying sex. I enjoy the build-up and character reveal of kink negotiation, but being thrown right into the middle of an intense scene can also be very powerful and arousing. Both work for me.
I'm not generally into fisting, golden showers, scat-play, clothing-fetishes, DS as a lifestyle, necrophilia, or bestiality. One thing that seriously turns me off is fic where the character's kink is because of some childhood trauma, sexual assault, or anything like that. Pregnancy, male or female, is a hard no.
Rivers of London Ben Aaronovitch - Peter Grant, Thomas Nightingale, World-building
I adore the magical system, and this very posh, imperial British system being subverted by Nightingale who apparently has an entirely different criteria for who might make a good apprentice. I lived in London in the early 90’s, and this series re-introduced me to it, in all of its glory and history and ridiculousness, like an old friend. The bits about how policing has changed, so now they actually prefer to bring in the person who committed the crime over someone random, is hilarious. But the thing that truly made me fall in love with these books is how the young London constable finds out that there are magical people and beings all around him, and rather than viewing them as threats to be intimidated and put down as necessary, he thinks of them as the community members it’s his duty to protect.
This is an ANY/OR character request, not a demand for both in one story. I'm very open to stories exploring modern issues in London including police and community responses to Brexit, BLM, Truss, etc. My prompts are plotty gen, but I'm open to sex or romance within a larger. I’d be happy with Peter/Nightingale (so long as Beverly isn’t character-bashed) or Peter/Beverly/Nightingale. If you pair Nightingale with someone else, that's fine too, although you might have some heavy lifting to convince me the man is straight!
I realize not everyone has read the graphic novels and comics; feel free to incorporate that part of canon or leave it out. I haven’t read Amongst Our Weapons yet, but I will by the time the collection opens. I enjoy Peter's first-person narrative in canon, but if that's not your thing, feel free to write it in your own style and POV.
* Show me the magical underpinning of some real-world event in London.
* Case-fic! I love the tension of kidnappings, but I have a soft spot for any kind of case-fic. Peter’s professional ethics and morality are important to me, so if that can somehow be incorporated in the story, I’d be thrilled.
* I'm intrigued by Nightingale aging backwards as magic surged in Britain. How has he changed over time? What does he think of how the world has changed around him? What if Peter comes across a younger version of Nightingale (amnesia, time-travel, etc.) and is unimpressed by that version of him? How would he and Nightingale work through the repercussions? A story that explores Nightingale's very particular system of ethics and responsibility would also be interesting.
* Fusion with Foyle’s War: Thomas Nightingale, barely functioning after Ettersberg, is sent to work with Foyle and Sam in cleaning up a very disturbing library. Perhaps this is the beginning of The Arrangement?
Warrior (TV 2019) - Ah Toy OR Wang Chao
DNW: pregnancy/childbirth/miscarriage, fic written from the POV of a White character, focus on internalized homophobia or internalized racism
Like Peaky Blinders, spaghetti Westerns, and/or kung-fu films? You'll love this! Bruce Lee was the original creator of this sexy, pulpy, action-filled genre series that highlights the history of Chinese immigrants in 1870's San Francisco. Enjoy the canonically queer characters, complex characterization, and some of the best martial arts action I've ever seen. The show doesn't shy away from the ugliness of period-typical racism, sexism and sexual exploitation in a city poised on the edge of a race war, a class war, or both. There is political intrigue among the ruling class of San Francisco, the Tongs and business interests of Chinatown, the Irish police, and the Irish 'Working Men' fighting furiously for the jobs Chinese immigrants will work for less. Ah Toy and Wang Chao are my two favorite characters. Both of them are incredibly clever and brave; they arrived in San Francisco with nothing and somehow carved out space, wealth, power, and independence in a world where that is incredibly difficult.* Wang Chao's realpolitik approach, and the way he has contacts with the police, business community, and various Tongs, fascinates me. He deals in information as well as weaponry, and I'd love to know more about how he rides this tiger.
* Wang Chao's backstory says he decided to cross the salt, was sold as a slave in Cuba, somehow escaped and made his way to San Francisco, and set up his own business?!? I'd enjoy a story that colors between those broad strokes.
* Wang Chao taking his child away from her White, sex-worker mother and arranging for her to be raised (as a White child) by a White family was heartbreaking. Does he dream of a life when he could live as her father?
* Wang Chao and Ah Toy are friends. They recognize and respect each other, and generally try not to spoil each other's plots. I'd enjoy a fic showcasing their relationship, and perhaps how they reached this point.
* Ah Toy is canonically bisexual. If you want to explore and perhaps compare her relationships with the various men and women in her life, I'd enjoy that! She is careful in setting boundaries, which is tricky. I also wonder how careful she is to ensure, when she is sleeping with a woman who works for her, that she is willing.
* I was fascinated to see Ah Toy mentor Lai, a frightened young woman with unusual skills into a deadly combatant - and then send her away when she started getting too bloodthirsty. What line did she cross? Does Ah Toy wish someone had done the same for her? I'd like to learn more about their relationship and why she made this choice. Or you could show me how Ah Toy mourns Lai after her death.
* I'd be interested in reading a story where Hong goes to Ah-Toy for advice as he explores both the freedom and limits of being queer in San Francisco at that time. Alternatively, Hong going to her for sex tips and having a scene with Ah Toy teaching Hong how to take his time and really pleasure a man, with Marcel as a snarky yet appreciative recipient of that pleasure sounds incredibly hot.
* Ah Toy is a practiced sex worker, a skilled medic, and deadly with a blade. A story where she uses all of that diverse knowledge of the human body to completely overwhelm someone in bed would be hot!
* The scene where Mai Ling tends to a terribly injured Ah Toy was powerful. I'd love to read a story where the two of them enter into a sexual relationship, each enjoying it but also maneuvering for advantage. I imagine that Mai Ling would also be thrilled by the thought of how much it would piss off her brother. If you want to write me a story with the two of them competing for Ah Toy's affections, up to and including in bed at the same time, I am very much into it!
* I really enjoyed the episode where Warrior decided to show off its Western roots. A story with a strong genre or trope that is somehow inverted or subverted by one of these two very clever characters would be amazing!
* I would enjoy an AU with fantasy or supernatural elements. Vampires? Werewolves? Fey? If you'd like to write me a story with Sun Wukong taking an interest in Wang Chao, or any other aspect of Chinese mythology/deities/supernatural beings that these immigrants brought with them across the salt, I would be thrilled to read it.
Adam Ruins Everything (TV) - Adam Conover
DNW: pregnancy/childbirth/miscarriage, focus on internalized homophobia or ableism, any non-con, un-negotiated kink, or unrealistic sex in this fandom, focus on children, comedy that punches down, anything terrible happening to Adam that doesn't get fixed by the end of the story, a fic focused on war or US politics from the past 10 years, incorrect info about the real-world
My other requests this year are big time investments, so think of this as a 24-minute fandom! This truTV show is a series of short 24-minute episodes where Adam Conover 'ruins' topics by confronting common misconceptions, stereotypes, and urban legends about them. You can watch any or all of the episodes here. It verges on RPF, since Adam Conover, the main character and director/producer, is 'an investigative comedian exploring the weirdest and wildest reaches of human knowledge.' This guy made a career out of his own epic nerdiness and complete lack of social skills. (If he isn't on the spectrum, I'd be shocked.) Every time I watched an episode, I learned something new.
The show intentionally highlights a lot of the racism, sexism, and other biases that impact our society. I particularly liked the way that Adam, the main character, would step aside to let people often under-represented in media tell their own stories.
* If there is anything, practical or professional, a hobby or passion, that YOU are an expert in, I would love it if you could teach me about it by creating your own episode of Adam Ruins Everything. Crocheting? Candy-making? 8th century Greece? Go for it!
* The show is inherently meta. Any version of 'Adam Ruins Fandom', 'Adam Ruins RPF', or 'Adam Ruins Yuletide' would delight me.
* Adam DID ruin sex, but it was pretty tame. I would 100% be into a NSFW version of 'Adam Ruins Anal', 'Adam Ruins Bondage', 'Kink Ruins Adam', etc., but please keep it real. For this fandom (and this fandom only) I want the sex to be realistic enough that, if you used it as a sex guide, things wouldn't go horribly wrong.
* If you want to write some romance, Adam dates women in canon, but I imagine his sexual orientation as, 'anyone who asks me, because I can't figure out how to ask other people.' If it's an actual relationship, I would love to see Adam with someone who enjoys him for who he is, rather than trying to change him to be 'normal'.
* 'Adam Ruins Everything' has amazing fusion world-building potential with any fantasy/sci-fi fandom. I'm open to crossovers with any fandom I've written, kudosed, commented on, bookmarked, or requested for Yuletide in the past, but here are a few ideas: Adam/Steerswomen, with Adam as a steersman, asking and (much too truthfully) answering questions and getting in all kinds of trouble for it. Adam/The Expanse, with Adam explaining the Proto-molecule to a network audience. Adam/Dragonriders of Pern, with Adam as a Harper creating a Teaching Song. An Adam/Beforeigners episode where Adam can address common misconceptions about migrants from the past, or perhaps is looking at how our understanding of history has been changed by the new information and perspective they offer, Adam/Dune with Paul Atreides coming across a banned filmbook where Adam teaches him about Arrakis, Adam/D&D Honor Among Thieves with Adam as a wildly un-charismatic bard heckling Elgin's performance, trying to debunk the 'Heroic' version of canonical events in real-time.
In Conclusion
To me, fanfic is all about getting a chance to explore characters in ways that the original source didn't allow. I love these characters, these worlds - show me something I didn't know about them, and that's the best present you can give me.
Your Eager Recipient,
- keerawa